-Yoshi paces around while Kirby and friends take a nap-
Paratroopa: We have to come up with a new song. No big deal, right?
Red Ninjakoopa: Haha! You can't beat us!
Yoshi: Oh yeah? Watch us!
Paratroopa: We didn't come up with a good song! Are you sure?!
Yoshi: Yeah. Hit it Boo!
Boo: -strums guitar- So, let us tell you all a story!
Yoshi: It's the story of how the Mushroom Kingdom became...uh...became...gory?
-The audience laughs-
Paratroopa: (Yoshi, I really don't think the Mushroom Kingdom was made with blood.)
Yoshi: (You should have finished the song!)
Boo: Back in the age of a hundred years ago,
Yoshi: Everything was ruled by Bowser the old!
Paratroopa: When the time was very bleak,
Yoshi: Princess Peach stood for the weak!
Boo: Soon the need for hope arose,
Paratroopa: And she struck back with the thorns of a rose!
Red Ninjakoopa: Peach doesn't grow roses!
Yoshi: "Koopa King Bowser, leave this land,"
Boo: "You must do as this decree commands!"
Paratroopa: With those words, he left with disgrace,
Boo: To devise some plans at a very quick pace.
Yoshi: It was then that he swore to take revenge,
Paratroopa: His kingdom, he promised to avenge!
Boo: Kidnap the princess and stop Mario,
Yoshi: That was what he did with his minions in tow.
Boo: With his plans, he made his base,
Paratroopa: To Peach's kingdom, he made haste!
Yoshi: Time and time again, Mario dashed his plans.
Boo: The battle raged on for quite a while,
Paratroopa: And all was engraved within the tiles!
Yoshi: The battle goes on, and there has been no end,
Paratroopa: Mario does as much as he can!
Boo: And that is the story of how the Mushroom Kingdom was made!
-The audience cheers loudly-
Red Ninjakoopa: Meh! We'll take our revenge one day!
Yoshi: Yeah, and we'll stop you!
-End Of Flashback-
Paratroopa: Well, that was back then when I actually partaked in your games.
Yoshi: But you still do.
Paratroopa: That's because you guys DRAG me into this stuff!
Yoshi: Well, why don't we just get back to our song?
Boo: So here's what I got so far.
Yoshi: "We eat ghost tacos?" Really, Boo?
Boo: What? Ghost tacos are good.
Paratroopa: Ghost tacos make me breathe fire whenever I sneeze.
Yoshi: Boo, I really don't think this will work.
-Waddle Doo shoots beams at Paratroopa-
Waddle Doo: Keep it down! We're trying to sleep!
Paratroopa: Hey look, it's Waddle Doo!
Yoshi: That guy AGAIN?
Paratroopa: Hey, don't look at me. I don't know how he got there.
Waddle Doo: -gasp- It's you guys again!
Yoshi: Yeah! We're gonna kick your butt!
Boo: What?! But we already reacquainted!
Paratroopa: You're trying to sleep?! We're trying to make up a song!
Waddle Doo: Well, why don't you say that to my face?!
Paratroopa: I already am!
Boo: Guys, can we just calm down?
Chilly: Chill out, guys!
Yoshi: Stay out of this Chilly!
Kirby: Uhh, can you guys move to another room?
Yoshi: Fine! Para, get our stuff, we're leaving!
-Stuff crashes on Paratroopa-
Skales: Keep it down over there!
Paratroopa: What?! Why don't you keep it down!
Yoshi: Seriously? Waddle Doo started it!
Boo: Let's find an empty room.
-The trio walks into an empty room filled with sand-
Yoshi: I guess this will do...
Paratroopa: Hey look! It's Starfy!
Paratroopa: You know! Starfy. The prince of Pufftop?
Yoshi: Nah, not really.
Boo: But Pufftop does not reside in the Mushroom Kingdom!
Yoshi: Does that mean they came from another dimension?
Paratroopa: Yes, but-
Paratroopa: Yoshi, we already met them!
Boo: Okay, let's just get back to thinking!
Yoshi: How are we going to come up with a song?
Boo: We could look through the history books and sing a song about the past.
Yoshi: Too boring!
Paratroopa: Well, we have to come up with something quickly.
Boo: We could sing about-
Yoshi: Not books.
Boo: So how about we use one of our old songs?
Yoshi: Those songs were really boring!
Paratroopa: Quiet! I need to think!
-Paratroopa reads a book-
Yoshi: (What now?)
Boo: (I dunno.)
Starfy: I guess we're up?
Starly: Yeah! Let's win this!
-The room darkens-
Starfy: I'm the legendary hero Starfy, and the prince of Pufftop.
Starly: And I'm this silly star's sister, even though we're poofed.
Moe: We've been through so much with our adventures without stops...
Bunston: And part of that was me crashing through Pufftop's roofs.
Starfy: Every adventure we've had,
Moe: We fell into the oceans and seas.
Bunston: And while it's been hard...
Starfy: We like to eat cheese!
Kamek: End of song! Leave!
Bunston: What? But we just started!
-Starfy and friends fall into a portal-
Starfy: Well, I knew that was going to happen at some point.
Moe: Yeah. What's up with that?
Skales: It's our turn, not yoursss!
Kamek: Someone just go! And quickly!
Pythor: Okay, but stop pushing!
Skales: Alright, begin the song!
Kamek: Actually, no. You guys leave and never return.
-The Serpentine fall into the portal to Ninjago-
Kamek: Marx, set up stage again! I'll be back in a few hours!
-Kamek walks somewhere else-
Marx: Okay, so you bozos go set up stage.
Marx: Because I said so.
Yoshi: Why did you tell us to?
Yoshi: Because what?
Paratroopa: We're not setting up stage again.
Boo: Guys, get ready to be an angry mob!
Toadce: This is my favorite part of the day, you know.
Goomba #1: Yeah.
Goomba #2: I don't know why we don't hang around with these guys more often!
-Marx flies away-
Paratroopa: My book!
Paratroopa: Give me that book!!!
-Paratroopa flies after Marx-
Yoshi: What the heck?!
To be continued....