-The trio steps out of the portal-
Boo: Where are we?!
Yoshi: I dunno.
Paratroopa: Well, according to my book, we are near the exit of the Underwhere.
-A faint but somewhat loud screech is heard-
Yoshi: What was that?
???: Bring in the Underchomp!
-Underchomp lunges at the trio-
Boo: No! Not again!
Paratroopa: Watch out!
-Paratroopa flies up with Yoshi and Boo-
???: Ah ah ah, no flying or "magic".
-Paratroopa's wings get plucked off-
???: Rules of the game if you want to get out alive. No magic either.
Boo: What magic?
-Boo turns into a Goomba-
Yoshi: Uh...you okay, dude?
Boo/Goomba: You're kidding me!
Paratroopa: So is that it?
???: No. You still have to fight the Underchomp.
Yoshi: Where are we going?!
Boo/Goomba: Can't I just poof behind it and- Oh. Oh...
Paratroopa: It's coming! Run faster!
-Red Underchomp lunges-
Boo/Goomba: I can't float!
Paratroopa: -panting- Technically, floating is a form of magic!
-Yellow Underchomp breathes stinky breath-
Yoshi: Eww, it stinks!
-Blue Underchomp breathes blue fire-
Paratroopa: Yoshi, take the red one, Boo, take the yellow, and I'll take the blue. Go!
-Yoshi kicks an egg at Red Underchomp-
???: Red Underchomp takes 16 damage and faints!
Yoshi: Aww yeah!
-Boo/Goomba tackles Yellow Underchomp-
???: Boo Goomba deals 8 damage!
Boo/Goomba: Aw, come on!!! Really? REALLY?
???: Yes, really, Boo Goomba.
-Blue Underchomp cracks Paratroopa's shell-
Paratroopa: Augh! This REALLY hurts!
-Yoshi and Boo/Goomba throw rocks at Blue Underchomp-
???: Blue Underchomp faints!
-Yellow Underchomp releases a horrible stench at Paratroopa-
Paratroopa: This stuff reeks!
Yoshi: Take a seat; I got this!
-Yoshi throws a flaming egg at Yellow Underchomp-
???: And the Underchomp collective is defeated!
Yoshi: We did it!
-Boo/Goomba turns back into a Boo-
???: Ooh, looks like Parakoopa is close to "Game Over"!
Paratroopa: Oh, shut up! Who and where ARE you?
Paratroopa: -sighs- Endgame, is that you?
???: No! I am the almighty's guard!
Yoshi: -snickers- You're really bad at imitating something "almighty".
Boo: Can you show yourself?
Paratroopa: Seriously, Endgame. Cut it out.
???: Fine. I shall reveal myself! I am the best!
Boo: (This guy's full of himself...)
Paratroopa: (That really doesn't sound like something Endgame would say...)
???: I am the awesomeness of the havens! The best of the elite! The-
Yoshi and Paratroopa: Get on with it!
???: I'm Skrynce! The best Hammer Bro. there is!
Yoshi: What the heck was all that about?
Skrynce: That's my name; don't rub it out!
Yoshi: (Man, this guy is lame.)
Boo: (I know. Paratroopa, do you know him?)
Paratroopa: (Not a clue.)
Skrynce: Hey, whatcha talkin' about?
Yoshi: Why did you tell the Underchomp to attack us?
Skrynce: Uh...Oh lookit! Lord Bowser's calling me back!
Boo: You're clearly making that up...
Skrynce: I'm out. Peace!
-Skrynce jumps into the River Twygz-
Yoshi: He does realize that the river isn't an actual river filled with actual water, right?
Paratroopa: He should be resurfacing in 3...2...1...
-Skrynce pops out of the river and runs towards a pipe-
Boo: Let's follow him into that pipe!
Yoshi: Alright, let's go! Paratroopa, get ready to fly!
Paratroopa: ...He plucked my wings, Yoshi! I won't be able to fly for at least a week!
-Paratroopa points to his shell-
Boo: Can we go? I don't wanna hear "bring in the Underchomp" again...
Yoshi: Alright! Let's move!
-The three jump into the pipe-
To be continued...